New Conviction

I am starting a fat trend. Mainly because I'm tired of people not eating anything that is tasty. People who have been depriving themselves of bread, pasta, butter, potatoes and red meat. If you don't eat these things and try to get through a Canadian winter, chances are you'll become very depressed and hurl yourself over a bridge. Another thing, my 87 year old mother has lived her life eating bread and lard and weighs 120 pounds. She is in fact losing weight now and is 106 pounds on the bacon diet she adheres to. This is God's truth.

This weekend I ate chicken cordon blue, beef with gravy, mashed potatoes, broccoli and cheese casserole, pea meal bacon sandwiches, smartie cake, (chocolate cake with chocolate icing covered with SMARTIES!), Madeleines. It was all acceptable because of the sides--spinach, greek salad, green beans and asparagus.

I figure that women are supposed to be round and soft and float in water. I will from here on in eat what I like and it will not be bland. After all, we're all terminally ill on this bus...Might as well enjoy it...